Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

434,701 notes

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri)

263,389 notes

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

643,206 notes
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